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Happy New Year 2017 Funny and Inspirational Wishes [Trending]

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Written by Alex Hopper

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Funny Happy New Year Wishes : New beginnings, fresh starts, reaffirmations of love and promises for a brighter future all come to mind as we ring in a New Year. There are superficial, yet purposeful, promises we make to ourselves. We resolve to get in shape, lose weight, improve career paths, and the like. Then, there are the heartfelt promises we make to others, whether aloud or in our minds. We want to care more, express love more, reverse bad feelings in old relationships or seek out new loving relationships. We try our very best to put these desires into words. Find the perfect words here! Choose among hundreds of genuine heartfelt Happy New Year wishes and Good Friday Quotes for your family, friends, and loved ones.

Inspirational New Year 2017 Wishes


As the New Year approaches us with hopes anew, here is to wish you and your family a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year!


As the New Year dawns, I hope it is filled with the promises of a brighter tomorrow. Happy New Year!


Even if our talks may lessen, our hellos and our stories as well, but remember that, no matter what happens, my prayers and wishes for you will never fall short. May this year be the best year by far, and may this year bring with it endless joy and happiness.


Every end marks a new beginning. Keep your spirits and determination unshaken, and you shall always walk the glory road. With courage, faith and great effort, you shall achieve everything you desire. I wish you a very Happy New Year.


On the road to success, the rule is to always to look ahead. May you reach your destination, and may your journey be wonderful. Happy New Year.


No one can go back in time to change what has happened, so work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future. Happy New Year.


You’re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. You’re supposed to forgive all those who have hurt you and be open to new relationships, with open arms. That is why it is called the ‘New’ Year. May you have a Happy New Year.


May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone loves you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.


Don’t forget the past, learn from it. Happy New Year.


If you’re lucky enough to be famous, then it’s great if you can use your fame and the power your fame gives you to draw attention to things that really matter.


The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!


Funny Happy New Year Wishes


Many people await New Year’s Day to make a new start to their old habits. I wish you otherwise. Happy New Year.


May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest never rise.


Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, yippee! It’s a New Year! Happy New Year, my beloved friend.


May you get a clean health bill from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-entomologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.


May you remember to say, “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, and your siblings, but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.


New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.


Best wishes and good luck this New Year because I intend on completely ignoring your existence for roughly the next 364 days.


Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.


This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.


 

My new year’s wish for you is that your life is full of love and prosperity. I hope this year is the best year ever.


The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.


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